"if Chuck Norris was a figure skater, he'd be Russian."
-Geoff Caulkins, sports columnist
"I ought to say that it isn't an ordinary sort of boat. Sometimes it's a Boat, and sometimes
it's more of an Accident. It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"On whether I'm on the top of it or underneath it."
4 comments:
If Chuck Norris was an animal, he'd be a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity -- twice.
Actually, I think I heard it was to infinity and beyond.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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