Chuck Norris' smile causes sunburn.
-Andrew
"I ought to say that it isn't an ordinary sort of boat. Sometimes it's a Boat, and sometimes
it's more of an Accident. It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"On whether I'm on the top of it or underneath it."
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- Just an addendum...While I think we are still fair...
- It's pretty clear, people.
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- Olympic quote.
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- non-naivitee
- Just read some reviews sometime...
- Hahaha..... sweet.
- Breathe Your Name
- think about it...
- moo.
- (And it is.)
- Overcome doubt.
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- The Definition of Soul: Figure 6
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8 comments:
Chuck Norris carved Mt. Rushmore with his teeth. It took him 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
You know, I really like the effect of that dramatic music from the basketball thingy playing on your blog. It's oddly appropriate.
i agree with kay-ki.
chuck norris's tears can cure cancer.
Chuck Norris fought a cloud once because it rained on him.
wait, this one's better.
Tiger Woods challenged Chuck Norris to a long drive contest. Tiger's ball went 356 yards, Chuck's ball exploded on impact with the club, killing thousands.
Chuck Norris broke a nail while flying over the Gulf of Mexico and created Cuba.
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