So the other day... Saturday I suppose it was... I got Andrew to help me set up Stat Counter on my blog so I could.... you know... make myself feel better... on crummy days... by looking at how popular I am.
Well I've had it up for three-ish days now, and I just want to tell you guys something: Andrew's blog is the most popular thing since... I don't know, platform shoes. My Little Pony. Coca-cola. Private booger-picking. Alligator-skin purses. Cabbage Patch Kids. Ring pops. He's like the blogger crossroads of every carbon-based life form within our mutual social sphere.
I mean, my numbers look pretty good, but Andrew's? They make mine look like a two year old's multiplication tables. I'm just telling you, they absolutely blow me out of the water. It's a little mind-boggling really.
So a toast to Andrew/Drew Dog/Crandrew/Fezzik: friend, brother, shot-blocker, Honda-driver, Tigers Fan, taco eater, tie-wearer, shower-taker, and host of a blog so popular it would make even Al Gore blush with pleasure.

4 comments:
i already knew that andrew "can-do" beauchamp was cooler than me, but i appreciate this post in honor of the man who knows so many people who think that he's, well, amazing. cheers to you, andrew and to you too, dan. because, i'm sure your numbers are higher than mine.
...flattering...without yall, of course, they wouldn't be that high. but without me, of course, you wouldn't be going there. hmmm.
I am the fetchie heidsman after all.
it shall be done...
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