If Chuck Norris was a superhero, he'd be a Chuck Norris.
"I ought to say that it isn't an ordinary sort of boat. Sometimes it's a Boat, and sometimes
it's more of an Accident. It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"On whether I'm on the top of it or underneath it."
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And you'd still be cuter.
Here's a question for you, Dan:
Does Chuck Norris read Shakespeare at work?
I think not!
I bet he can't imitate Kermit the Frog either.
Or......Be Kermit AND Miss Piggy in the same song....that's pretty impressive.
Though, Chuck's roundhouse kick is something to be praised because of the sheer power that it is.
Oh, and Shieldmaiden....Chuck Norris invented Shakespeare.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Shakespeare is Chuck Norris reincarnate. or was.
yeah, I mean after all...Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Shouldn't it be, "if Chuck Noris where a super hero..."?? Just tryin' to keep you in line. ;)
If Chuck Norris had a blog, he would post.
Chuck Norris's beard is steel wool.
Okay, like totally whoa!
This is SO way old Dan.
If Chuck Norris had a blog, he'd post.
anonymous is a plagiarist.
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